SYSTEM ALERT // PORTFOLIO AT RISK
THE ALGORITHM IS SHORTING YOUR FUTURE.
Every hour of cheap dopamine is equity transferred from you to them. You are currently a depreciating asset. Close the position.
[ INITIATE BRAIN AUDIT ] SCROLL TO AUDIT
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THE RECEIPTS
CRITICAL
BIOLOGICAL INSOLVENCY
Your dopamine receptors are fried. You cannot focus because you have bankrupted your brain's reward system.
CRITICAL
TIME THEFT
4 hours a day on TikTok is 60 days a year. You are donating 2 months of your life to Chinese ad-tech.
CRITICAL
COMPOUND DECAY
The cost isn't $10/month. It's the $1.2M in opportunity cost you lose by stagnating for a decade.
The market doesn't wait. Neither should you.
[ CALCULATE YOUR LOSSES ]